Celebs Quotes and Sayings

1. Love is grand; divorce is a 100 grand.

2. A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.

3. I would stop eating chocolate.. but I'm not a quitter!

4. You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead. -- John Mendoza

5. Gravity…… always gets me down.

6. Better by far you should forget and smile than that you should remember and be sad. - Christina Georgina Rossetti

7. The bandage was wound around the wound.

8. An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

9. Sometimes people need what only friends can provide — Absence.

10. Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?