Funny Quotes and Sayings

1. A synonym is a word you use if you can't spell the other one.

2. There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy, Her heart. -Melanie Griffith

3. Teamwork-- means never having to take all the blame yourself.

4. For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

5. I never met a chocolate I never liked!

6. I'm affectionately known by Elton John as either Sylvia Disc or the Bionic Christian. -- Sir Cliff Richard

7. There is nothing more foolish than a foolish laugh.

8. Ambition is the last refuge of the failure.

9. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

10. Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend’s forehead.