Funny Quotes and Sayings

1. Hey you wanna have sex and get married? Ok then...' that works every time!

2. Hollywood is a place where they’ll pay you one hunred dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.

3. People ask me, If I'd pefer to go to hell or heaven! I say hell because it's nice and warm down there.

4. Im a nobody.. nobody's perfect.. therefore IM PERFECT!!!

5. Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon...smart too late. -- Mike Tyson

6. What a desolate place would be a world without flowers. It would be a face without a smile; a feast without a welcome. Are not flowers the stars of the earth? Are not our stars the flowers of heaven?Clara L. Balfour

7. UFO's are real. It's the Air Force that doesn't exist!

8. All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.

9. Having a smoking section in a restaurant is a little like having a peeing section in a pool.

10. Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.