Short Funny Sayings

1. A rich man’s joke is always funny.

2. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

3. Fighting for Peace is like having Sex for Virginity.

4. The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.

5. Do they ever shut up on your planet?

6. Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you."

7. First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.

8. That's Reedicks! [The lazy way to find something ridiculous.]

9. Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead.

10. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?