Funny Quotes and Sayings

1. Life becomes useless and insipid when we have no longer either friends or enemies.

2. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

3. On the other hand... you have different fingers.

4. I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

5. Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

6. Money Talks ... but all mine ever says is Goodbye!

7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

8. If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.

9. There are good days and there are bad days, and this is one of them.

10. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?