Short Funny Quotes and Sayings

1. Be nice to your kids . . . they'll be the ones choosing your nursing home.

2. Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

3. Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

4. Aw, did I step on your poor itty bitty ego?

5. As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!

6. Wrestling is ballet with violence.

7. Sticking feathers up your butt, doesn't make you a chiken.

8. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

9. Chaos, panic and disorder...my work here is done.

10. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?